We definitely didn’t travel to celebrate a birthday
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We didn’t go to Adelaide in August, and we definitely didn’t go to celebrate a 29th birthday. Also, we definitely did not stay in an amazing Airbnb on a farm in the Adelaide Hills.
![](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/mimosas.jpeg)
I’m offended you would even suggest it. There definitely weren’t chickens. And there definitely weren’t cows.
![Chickens!](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/chickens.jpeg)
![Cows!](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/cows.jpeg)
I guarantee you we didn’t go to Hahndorf and eat cheese and drink beer and wine and try on silly hats. And we definitely didn’t go to the top of a mountain.
![Beaver hat in Hahndorf](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/beaver-hat.jpeg)
![Nobody was looking at is like we were weird...](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/german-arms.jpeg)
![This is a yellow cow](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/yellow-cow.jpeg)
![From the top of Mt Lofty](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/mount-lofty-lookout.jpeg)
Why would you even think that we went on a wine tour?
![Bird in Hand](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/bird-in-hand.jpeg)
![... and some other winery](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/winery.jpeg)
![HDR winery](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/hdr.jpeg)
![Winery doggo](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/winery-doggo.jpeg)
We assure you we didn’t find a koala or three.
![Koala!](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/koala-in-tree.jpeg)
![Another koala!](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/another-koala.jpeg)
And even if any of these things happened, I reckon it would have been pretty shit anyway.
![In the car, on the way home](/user/pages/02.blog/adelaide-2019/goodbye-adelaide.jpeg)