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• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
  Hardly seems worth it…
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  Now, that’s more like it!
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
• A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
  In my next life, I want to be a pig!
• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
  Creepy, but I’m still not over the pig!
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
  Don’t try this at home, maybe at work!
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
  Honey, I’m home. What the!???
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine!?
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
  What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
  I still want to be a pig in my next life… Quality over quantity!
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
  Something I always wanted to know!
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
  Is that so?
• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
  If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?
• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
  That would be a good thing, right?
• A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
  I wonder who was paid to figure that one out?
• An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
  I know some people like that!
• Starfish have no brains.
  I know some people like that, too.
• Polar bears are left-handed.
  If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  What about that pig?

So yeah. I just forwarded an email forward to my LJ. Go me.