If You Steal Other People’s Staplers, You Deserve at Least a Coma

Office guy: I mean, I wouldn’t wish death on anyone, but if we came back from break and she died… I’d be secretly happy.

Office girl: Yeah. Like, if I had to choose someone in the office to die–

Office guy: –It would be her.

Office girl: Totally.

Office guy: Anyway, have a lovely Chri...

The Most Awesome Sport in the world!

YES!

So, this is a little embarassing. This was originally supposed to make out that this is really lame. But, I kind of want my own stacking cups now…

Convert Mac OS X DVD image to ISO

It is possible to convert a Mac OS X disk image to a DVD or CD-ROM master by opening it in disk image, and selecting Convert from the Images menu. However, this will not work as a disk image in VMware.

To convert a CD/DVD master (extension .cdr) to an ISO with Windows-compatible Joliet file sy...

Surprise, surprise!

A somewhat disturbing 1992 commercial for the Puppy Surprise doll, which is a plush dog that kids can pull out offspring from… Just like in real life.

I have this jingle going around and around in my head.

Do you know what’s cool?

Amanda Palmer - Oasis

This video was banned in the UK and by most major US networks for “making fun” of rape and abortion.

All I have to say is…

FUCK YES!

Some people think I should be embarrassed by wearing my five-year badge. I think it’s great. A sign of solidarity for The Company. The Company owns by soul, and I don’t mind. I stay strong for The Company. I love you Woolworths.

Car lust

Tanning is skin cells in trauma

So, I’m sure you’ve seen this ad by now… It’s playing all over Australia, and it’s pretty hard to miss:

Tanning is skin cells in trauma trying to protect themselves from cancer. But one damaged cell can start a melanoma growing and just 1mm deep it can get into your bloodstream and spread....

My frawress plan for world domination!

All I need is a robot vacuum cleaner and several kittens.